Sunday, November 27, 2011

OM EAGLE DOT COM


Believe it or not, but all of us has used Omegle.com at one point of time or other in our online life. For those who hasn't go to this website and try it. You will find many wonderful people here. Who knows you might meet me there? When I was new to this chatting world, a mere teenager that I was, it was how it used to be:

Me: Hii
Stranger: asl?
Me: What asl?
Stranger: Assh*** 

Stranger has left the conversation
 
Me: Hiii
Stranger: asl please?
Me: No, I am not an Assh***?? Are you?

Stranger has left the conversation
 
Me: Hii
Stranger: Hii
Me: asl?
Stranger: 21/F/Delhi and u?
Me: What?
Stranger: My asl.
Me: asl means age sex location?
Stranger: Nope it means I am an assh***
Me: That’s what I thought.

Stranger has left the conversation. 

Stranger: asl?
Me: 18/M/Roorkee and u?

Stranger has left the conversation. 

Stranger: asl?
Me: 19/F/Delhi and u?
Stranger: 19/M/Punjab. So tell me something about yourself. Have you ever been to Punjab miss? 

You have left the discussion 

Me: asl?
Stranger: 20/F/Mumbai and u?
Me: 20/M/Roorkee. Isn’t it a nice coincident that we two are of the same age?

Stranger has left the conversation. 

Stranger: asl?
Me: 18/F/Delhi and u?
Stranger: 18/F/Pune. It’s nice to meet you.
Me: Yeah, it’s nice to meet you too. What do you do?
Stranger: I am in 12th standard. What about you? You know it’s a relief to meet someone who doesn’t bother about my asl. All they want is to have sex with them online. How lame! Don’t you think so?
Me: I am also in my 12th standard. Yeah it’s so true. Poor bastards. Don’t they have any life?
Stranger: By the way I am in science stream preparing for IIT JEE. Don’t know what and how to study? Can you be of any help to me?
Me: You know I am also preparing for IIT JEE and I am getting all kind of help from my brother. He is in IIT Roorkee. He is so smart and intelligent that he cracked JEE in his first attempt that too without any coaching. Maybe you should ask him. He is such a good advisor and loves to help his juniors. Should I give you his facebook id? Maybe you want his phone number too. No?
Stranger: Wow. I bet you are proud for having such an intelligent brother. You must be as smart as him. Yeah, give me his facebook id and ask him to add me as soon as possible. You are being so nice to me. Thanks for all this help.

Later that night I logged into my facebook account and found a friend request from some guy. After adding him he messaged me “I am the brother of the girl who talked to your sister on omegle. She must have told you about it. My sister doesn’t have a facebook id so please give her some advice here on this id. By the way my sister asked me to say thanks to your sister for being so nice to her. By the way she was also asking for her phone number in case she needs more help from her. Thank you".

I immediately opened his profile, removed him from my friendlist and blocked him. Permanently!